What Kind Of Pizza You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign
Want to know your favorite pizza according to your zodiac sign? Everybody loves pizza, right? Let’s be real, if you don’t love pizza, then there is probably something very wrong with you. Or, alternatively, could it be that you have yet to discover what your signature and ideal flavor should be? With so many different toppings to choose from and a variety of sauces, bases, and crusts, the world of pizza can be a tricky one to navigate, so why not leave it to the stars to decide which delicious slice you should be eating? Here is your favorite pizza according to your zodiac sign.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Living in the fast lane is the Ram MO. It is no surprise that these fiery-hearted people enjoy thin crust delivery pizza piping hot, in both temperature and spiciness. An Aries is often satisfied with toppings like pepperoni, spicy sausage, or peppers. They are also the types who pile on extra garlic and onion. To placate the adventurous side, Aries should try buffalo chicken or a spicy vegetarian protein alternative on the pizza.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
The mighty and sensible Taurus often has a stubborn streak that gets them stuck in the same pizza rut over and over. Pizza that is doughy and hearty is favored by Taurus, because they love to sink their teeth into things. Also, any toppings that can be intensified or heartily layered like vegetables, meats, or different cheeses are enjoyed by Taurus. If the pizza you order or make has “lover” (like Meat lover) on the end, any Taurus will agree with it.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
The capriciousness of Gemini makes this sign’s favorite pizza topping hard to pin down. One week a Gemini might fancy a seafood topped pizza. Another week might be a margherita or neapolitan. That said, for a Gemini to be truly happy with their pizza, both sides of the personality need to find compromise. Geminis need that split pizza deal: think ½ vegetables, ½ pepperoni. Samples are even better.
Cancer (June 21-July22)
Traditionalists to the core, Cancer has no problem eating the simple Italian cheese and red sauce pizza. However, Cancer does like to make their own pizzas, because anything from the home is better than store-bought. So when it comes time to choose the toppings, Cancer should choose the following combinations, white pizza with finely chopped portabella mushrooms, pan fried eggplant and spinach, or a simple cheese pizza with crumbled bacon.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Not all Lions need meat, but most will not object to a pizza heaped with meats of any kind. Leos will be confident that they can eat at least a couple of slices, especially when two or more options are involved. Since Leo likes to live on the edge, in the limelight, opt for toppings that are a bit novel, like sweet corn and potato and sliced sausage or ham and pineapple.
Virgo (August 23- September 22)
Persnickety to no end, Virgo is the star sign that seeks a balance of health alongside deliciousness. While no topping is ever perfect for them, Virgos do tend to lean more towards what is digestible. Sometimes they prefer plain, because this favors their pickiness, but if a Virgo is feeling adventurous, the vegetarian or something with ricotta cheese, spinach, and garlic will serve them well enough. Virgo also should choose red sauce over white pizza.
Libra (September 23- October 22)
Gourmet pizzas are how Libra balances out their needs and wants when it comes to having a slice or two. They are the ones who are likely to choose goat cheese pizzas with prosciutto or marinated artichokes. A Libra who is ruled by Venus will lean more towards sweetness rather than savory, so sweet basil and carmelized onions will delight them. However, since Libra also likes to share, they will not say no to a traditional pie either.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
The complexities of Scorpio shine through in their pizza choices. Unlike other star signs who are okay with a plain pizza, Scorpio will turn their nose up at it. For Scorpio, pizza is all about the sensory experience. Think stone grilled pizzas with pesto instead of red sauce, heaped with unusual toppings like sundried tomato or bacon and eggs or even avocado.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Because the Sagittarius usually has a large appetite and enjoys eating socially, pizza is undoubtedly one of their favorite foods. A meat loving Archer will aim for zestier options, like chorizo, buffalo or barbecue chicken, and loads of sausage. For the more health conscious, peppers, hot sauce, and red onion offer an exciting combination that excites this jovial sign.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
It may be because Capricorns are thrifty, but this sign usually goes for one topping and leaves it at that. Mushrooms and cheese, black olives and cheese, peppers and cheese, these are all okay, Capricorn, but it is time to mix it up a bit. Try pizza with chunky tomato, eggplant, broccoli, and some favorite toppings all at once. It will be money well spent.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Sensitive, yet fun-loving, Aquarius enjoys the simple things that everyone in their circle also loves. For that reason, a thin crust margherita or more fluffy party pizza will please this sign. Yet when alone, this sign can opt for a more quirky pizza, like smoked salmon, corn, asparagus, or a combination of odd flavors most people would steer clear from. Aquarius, on the other hand, will find these toppings to be awesome.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
While the usual response for Pisces is to have more seafood on their pizza, a sign this spiritual and romantic can go a bit deeper into the realm of deliciousness. Pisces will do well with fresh yet complex pairings, like smoked mozzarella and lemon, lobster and artichokes, or even a dessert pizza topped with ripe figs, rosemary, and pecorino cheese.
So the next time you pick up the phone to call your favorite pizzeria to make an order, remember to try something new. Or maybe you will be sticking to the classics. Whatever pizza pie you choose, the star will give you a wink.